Me:Hey, when you get back here would you give me a ride to the hair place so I can dye my hair? I'll buy you ice cream or something.
Sonjay:Sure! Wow, that's way more payment than I was expecting. I would've done it for free! But I love ice cream. If my car ran on ice cream instead of gas, I would never fill my gas tank because I would just eat it all.
Hope:What if I dyed my hair an unnatural color this summer?
Sonjay:Hope... Your hair is purple.
Andrew:Why do you keep batteries in your pocket?
Michael:In case I'm mugged by a robot.
I'm laying on my side on Blake's bed on my computer:
Tia:*lays on me* OH MY GOODNESS! Blake! No wonder you do this! Your girlfriend is so comfortable! Also, Hope, your boobs are great!!
Weirdest conversation ever... :P
Carrie:This guy named Zach is the best shimmier in the nation! I'm good at it but he was beating me on the dance floor! Not literally beating me with a stick...
Sonjay talking about how he's losing muscle
Blake (Sonjay's roommate):Yeah, I noticed you've been less defined when you've been shirtless. *Pause* That sounded more gay than I meant.
Michael:Wow. Telegraph sex must have been really sexy back in the day.